[] I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[X]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
[]I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[] I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[] I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[] I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[] I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[X] I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[X]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
[X]I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[] I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[] I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[X] I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[X] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[X] I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[X] I TAKE/HAVE TAKEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[X] I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[] I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[X] I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[X] I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[X] I’m a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[X] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[X] I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[] I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
[X] I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[] I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[X] I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[] I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[X] I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[X] I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[X] I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[X] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X] I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[] I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[X] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[] I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
[X] I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
[X] I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[X] I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
[] I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[] I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[] I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[X] I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[X] I’m CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
[] I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[] I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[] I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[] I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[X] I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[X] I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[] I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[X] I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[X] I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
[X] I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
[] I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[] I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[] I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I’m in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[] I’m WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
[] I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[X] I’m FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
[X] I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[] I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[X] I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
[] I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[] I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[X] I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[] I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[] I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[X] I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[X] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[X] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[X] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[X] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[X] I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[] I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
[X] I’m a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
[X] I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
[] I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[X] I’m FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
[] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[] I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[X] I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[X] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[X] I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[X] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[X] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[] I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[X] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[] I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[X] I have MENTAL problems, so I MUST be dangerous and stupid.
[X] I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[X] I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[X] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[] I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[X] I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[X] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
[] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[X] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
[X] I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
[] I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[] I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[] I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[] I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X] I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[] I’m A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
[X] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[] I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[X] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[X] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[] I’m AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[X] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[] I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[] I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[X] I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[X] I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[X] I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
[X] I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[X] I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
[X] I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
[X] I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.